Zen Dog

The motorbikes rumbled past as the two Rough Collies looked on. "Wow! two wheelie things, lots! ( excited waggy tail). The female liked motorbikes.
"yeh. I see" said the sage older male.
"nice noise. Clever humans?
"Not so clever. The third one has salami in his topbox he has forgotten to eat".
"oh yes, I smell it too. Big shiney. Red. WOW"
"It's OK but I used to have a Huskvana in a previous life" Said the wise older male. He was hoping for enlightenment this time around, which is difficult for a dog.

Zen Dog says "Only sex is better than having your tummy tickled"

Nine motorbikes rumbled on into the setting sun, not knowing the stir they had just caused.